Day 17 Friday March 25, 2011
Ok so Friday felt like 4 days wrapped into 1... Met a few friends after work and that turned into a lot of conversations, a lot of walking, a lot of people watching, and a lot of jokes....and by jokes I mean people...
I have decided after this whole challenge, I am going to continue with a new blog....this new blog will be "The Adventures of Mating, Dating, and Avoiding.". I swear there are some stupid ass people out there and that should make fun for a new blog. I want to expose the real world of dating. I want to explore on-line dating, on-line hook ups, bar hook ups (which I have experience in), friends setting me up on dates, me finding a date, real dates...you name it, I want to explore and report.
So many people put up such a facade and when it comes down to it 6-8 hours later (AKA...The Morning After) they are not at all who they say they are. I want to dive into the actual psychology of it and break it down to what it truly is.
I guess I should explain where this came from. Friday was a night of 1 person saying "Woof" to me...which PLEASE anyone feel free to explain what that means...I mean really... am I supposed to pee on your leg or something? What does that mean? How does one respond to that? Was I supposed to "Woof" back, growl, sit? I don't get it. The next was a not so attractive guy but really sweet and I spoke to him for a little while until my friends started to tease me and he walked away...poor guy... then it went to the occasional ass grabbers which those losers don't have the balls to say anything...and finished with a guy who was totally my type and we spoke for a while and he asked me to sit and talk and got me a drink. Things were going well and I thought, "Oh no... I need to be careful because I am ready to go."....that is until, he looked at someone guy with a really nice body, but a F'D UP FACE...they looked like a praying mantis for crap sake!! So I looked and said....(because at this point, I had enough...)
"Are you serious? Really? That thing? Look, you can workout a body to look good, but ugly is forever."
Him:" What? Has a great body."
Me: "yah but you have to eventually look at the face and that's about as appealing as Pearl Harbor being attacked."
Him: "Well you have a great face."
Me: "Yes, I am aware of that."
Him: "I'm just looking at him."
Me: "Oh no, do what you want, I just met you and have no intentions on doing anything with you, so please knock yourself out...oh and you weren't just looking because I saw you smile and nod your head for him to go over to the corner."
Him: .....No response
Me: "yah...don't try to play me, I am way smarter than you think....and thanks for the free drink"
I want to get inside these hookers heads...I swear, at least I am honest about my intentions! So as you can see, I wasn't aroused anymore and the mere thought of being with anyone was pissing me off.....
YAY!! for that distraction.
Keep it real and keep it safe people!
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